You know you're a CrossFitter when....

(friend sent this to me)

You know you’re a CrossFitter when:
You’re asked in a job interview, what your strengths and weaknesses are and you reply “my Fran time is strong but I need work on my double unders.”
You tell an attractive woman after the workout, “You’re a freaking beast!”, and she wholeheartly says “Thank you!”
You don’t own a tractor but you own tractor tires.
Every time you go to Lowe’s/Home Depot, you are looking for the exercise potential of equipment rather than stuff for your home.
Your shins have more scrapes than a twelve year old boy.
You know better than to say, “That looks easy”.
You’ve spent HOURS watching videos of other people working out (who does that?).
CrossFit t-shirts dominate your wardrobe.
When you travel, your first concern is if there is a local affiliate close by.
You know that a 70%+ dark chocolate bar can sub as 3 blocks carbs.
You must WOD with loud obnoxious music, but never hear a word of it.
You don’t bite your nails, you pick your callouses
You talk about WODS, Snatches, Thrusters, and Jerking, and know that these all have nothing to do with sex
You consider other CrossFitter’s family.
You believe the world would be a better place if everyone was a CrossFitter.